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Man bites woman at cherry blossom park in Japan, dies shortly after (soranews24.com)

submitted 1 day ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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It was the man who died. The cause of death is still being investigated, but he was 89 years old.

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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Speaking of cherry blossoms, can anyone remember (or find) that greentext about the incel trying to get with a girl at the cherry blossoms?

It's really fucking long and the person does come across as fucking mental

[–] munk@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

https://bleachplatinumhearts.forumotion.com/t6115-2ch-love-story-op-and-denko

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 12 hours ago

That fucking stupid emoji that he does is already annoying, what's it mean to be? A bear??

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Thank you!

Wanna come and see some cherry blossoms with me?