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I don't think you are
It feels wonderful and refreshing sucking my own dick
Take it a step further and go fuck yourself.
That's not very polite or nice.
Don't you think you'll be better off with honey instead of vinegar? Civility?
Nah, your mom loves it when I’m mean.
Yeah, I get it. I, too, am like 11 and have deep misogyny about women having sex and how that's shameful to me.
Still, if my mom likes it you should be mean to her, not me, I'm a potential voter for your next blue candidate. Remember Liz Cheney? Maybe you can convince the next candidate to campaign with a Palestinian instead of a republican.
You don’t vote, you’re entirely inconsequential, you don’t matter, what the fuck does it matter what some dolt blowing himself up on his pedestal pretends to think about anything? Accuse me of being right wing, call me Hitler, tell me I’m mean, it doesn’t matter, because you don’t matter. You’re nothing.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go fuck your mother.
"You are entirely inconsequential, people I blame for everything, you don't matter."
I said they are inconsequential, when did I blame anything on them? I’m calling them stupid and worthless, because they’re stupid and worthless, I’m not attributing anything to them because they’ve done nothing. They’re nothing, and they love sucking their own dick about how useless and inconsequential they are as an entity.
I voted for Stein
So, you didn’t vote. Congrats.
Dang it I thought this was democracy manifest
That’s because you’re an idealist and an idiot. It’s not that, it’s a buffet of shit sandwiches and tainted ditch water in a broken and inescapable burning building, thinking otherwise is foolish, and complaining about the lack of club sandwiches and ginger ale shows a severe lack of awareness on all fronts.
Edit: Also, the green party is bankrolled by right wingers because the more votes they get the less GOP competitors get. Look into green party funding and consider that the green party has never convinced a republican to not vote republican, but it’s gotten a lot of idiots to not vote for the actual competition against the GOP. Look into where her money comes from and what consulting firms she pays before sucking yourself off about your political purity any more.
Either it's shit vs ditchwater or actual competition. Can't really be both but I'm the idiot idealist so what do I know.
Do you want the shit sandwich or the bigger shit sandwich? Those are your options. You will be forced to eat one of them, any other choice leads to being force fed the largest shit sandwich. That’s the current system, there is no negotiating otherwise. The first and only available steps towards getting something other than shit sandwiches is by getting smaller shit sandwiches on the buffet and maybe one day we might get plain bread. Yes, you are the idiot idealist, you are refusing the reality of the situation.
only idealists refuse shit sandwiches
Only idealists pretend futility is morality.
the right thing to do is always the right thing to do
I disagree with your analysis!
I think you can look at the 150k votes for Jill Stein and see that one of them was mine! And now you know that I am active politically and care enough to fill out my ballot and go down to the drop box and vote! But not for the genocide candidate ☹️.
So you lose the election, it's ok. You can try again next time! But the next time you support a candidate I will not support, you can look at the records again and know I'm not going to vote for a fascist in a blue tie. You can keep running these candidates and losing but that's sort of the definition of insanity.
Furthermore, I think the approach of voting for your shitty south park shit sandwich is how we got here. So I think you're an accelerationist along with the neoliberal democrats.
PS I'm extremely active in my community so me not voting for those blue ties is a lot more votes than one! Next time you should pander to me, not the republicans!