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[โ€“] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 118 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

OMG yes!!! Iโ€™ve already dropped them off at the fire station. When can you come over??? ๐Ÿฅฐ

[โ€“] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 41 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

proceeds to kneecap the guy and let's her kids taking batting practiced with his balls

[โ€“] ryannathans@aussie.zone 37 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Call me old fashioned but I don't think kids should be playing with the genitals of adults

[โ€“] protist@retrofed.com 11 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

I don't know if I'd describe hitting a guy in the nuts with a baseball bat "playing with genitals"

[โ€“] Master@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

depends if he likes it or no i guess...

[โ€“] Demdaru@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] toynbee@piefed.social 3 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Cognitive behavioral therapy, right?

... Right?

Back on Reddit, I once saw a lengthy debate about whether this or what you meant should be the default assumption when seeing that acronym. I don't think either participant left satisfied, which I suppose was appropriate.

[โ€“] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Cranial Brain Thinking

[โ€“] Demdaru@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Heh. Context matters though. I honestly didn't even know Cognitive Behavioral Therapy shared that acronym, not being native speaker and all that. Sure as hell my original meaning was more...erm...in your face on memey social media xD

[โ€“] ryannathans@aussie.zone 3 points 13 hours ago
[โ€“] Encephalotrocity@feddit.online 0 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] ryannathans@aussie.zone 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Should I be offended? I'm Australian

I mean, technically yes but not as much as if you were 'murican republican. I apologize for the unintended offense.

[โ€“] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] ryannathans@aussie.zone 3 points 18 hours ago

Wouldn't matter if it was a woman-child