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I did not know it is possible to marry a place or object
How do they consent?
Now you might think, who cares? But think about this, if she can marry a river why can't I marry JP Morgan Chase?
Because lawyer army
What if JP Morgan Chase and I run off to Vegas together without telling her lawyers.
how can you run off anywhere with JPMorganChase? they have branches on the moon and charge monthly fees to make you pay for the convenience of moon fees.
Marry the lawyer army
Life's too short, marry a wall if you love it enough. Who gives a shit, marry ten walls and a coffee. If a guy came up to me and said he was married to his car, I wouldn't think twice. Who am I to judge? Go ahead, change the world.
there is a woman who married the eiffel tower