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It needn’t be a conspiracy for it to be harmful. I remember a creepy countdown timer for when they (and others) turned 18. The projection of that, and the pressure to retain their childhood traits for profitability, can fuck someone up.
Hence why I said what I said. Hollywood is full of sexually deviant executives, my speculative statement isn't a stretch.
"There's more than a 50% chance that Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were sexually molested by multiple (you decided to pluralize it; not me) Epstein affiliates in Hollywood" is a massive stretch that you present zero evidence for and confidently assert. It's becoming increasingly clear with your responses that you genuinely have a problem.