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That's a seriously bold claim that you don't bother to support at all and just take as common knowledge. After doing a few minutes of searching: what the absolute fuck are you even talking about?
Genuinely the most I can find are a small handful of trashy outlets like The Sun (at the least trashy) talking about a baseless Twitter accusation against Bob Saget after his death and then – even as trashy as they are – unanimously arriving at the conclusion that Saget unequivocally did nothing to them. (To that end, I can't even find anything about Saget having ever interacted with Epstein, so there's a baseless, nonsense Twitter accusation – only discussed by the trashiest outlets who have every incentive to imply that it's true for clicks but instead deny it completely – about a man with no connection to Epstein.)
No names, no sources (probably because there's jack shit), no anything, so what exactly the fuck are you basing "most likely" on?
Dude holy shit, seek help. I have never once in my life given an iota of a shit about the Olsen twins or anything they've been involved with. I might've seen one episode of Full House by coincidence, and I played an nth-hand copy of Mary-Kate and Ashley: Sweet 16 – Licensed to Drive for the PS2 two decades after its release (when the twins were nearly 40 and the publisher and developer had been defunct for years) for about 30 minutes as a gag. This is the first time I can remember seeing a picture of the Olsen twins in years, and I only responded to your comment because it's so insane (I genuinely knew so little that I assumed I'd completely missed out on a scandal and tried in good faith to find out what happened).
Your willingness to assume anything without evidence as long as it feels correct to you is staggering.
And you are? Please tell me how you're protesting, how you're so much better at fighting corrupt systems. Please. I need a hearty laugh today.
Lol not unpleasant, more like amusing. People like you remind me that I tried way harder than I needed to, in order to pass school.
I just hope your parents are proud of the 200lb shit they took in the 80s that's still sharing its stink.
Says the Pot
—Kettle