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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 298 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Every day when I wake up, the first thing is to check my phone if that fucker's dead yet.

I check the front page of the newspaper for obituaries. The guy says they're in the back. I tell them not the one I'm looking for.

[–] Boiglenoight@lemmy.world 72 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think you just explained why I do this. I thought I had just developed an addiction to the news over the past six months, but this hit me.

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] X@piefed.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What’re you tryin’ to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, what i am saying is, you won't have to

[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Do you think that's RSS you're reading?

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

This hook you're describing is intentional

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Jaybird@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 67 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

And many many more..

Edit: not saying that I actively check all these, I'm saying that these are (mostly) other prime examples of people whose demise will likely noticeably benefit humanity as a whole.

[–] Soulg@ani.social 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is the Tom Hanks thing a joke or do I not know something

[–] HejMedDig@feddit.dk 9 points 1 day ago

I would assume it hints to this video of Tom Hanks and Arya Starks list of people she wants to kill

https://youtu.be/Uj6iT_zQTk8

"Yes" to the former, "probably" to the latter 🤷🏻

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Tom Hanks, but no Garth Brooks? The man's a monster

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He's not important enough to be specifically named but he's included in "and many many more" 😉

[–] thallamabond@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah, Garth Brooks is alright, but Chris Gaines is probably a serial killer.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Chris Gaines is definitely responsible for all the bodies. That's why Garth can never remember any of it when confronted. Advanced Disillusionary Schizophrenia with Involuntary Narcissistic Rage

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Without your edit I was gonna be like damn man, that's a lot of people to be waking up each day checking to see if they died yet.

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Should make bingo cards.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

There's definitely a list. But Trump is number one.

[–] 0li0li@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago

For me it's him, Putin and any billionaire.

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is there a newsletter but it's just about what evil person has died for that day? I feel like there's a good market for that.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

How do I sign up for this?

[–] mimavox@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

Or if he has dropped a nuke yet.

Same, friend. Same.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Why would you want to start pretty much every day with depressing news?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

There will be a day when it's not depressing.