Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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The paint is no big deal.
The only thing that really bothers me about it is the layout:
Why the fuck is the toilet on the opposite side of the kitchen from the rest of the bathroom?!
They need to either:
Edit: now added shitty modified floorplans
Option 1:
Option 2:
Why does the toilet need to be with the shower? Some sort of kink?
It doesn't need to be with the shower.
But I noticed you didn't question why it needs to be with the sink.
I wish my toilets were separate. It's stupid to have the toilet next to where you brush your teeth.
Do us all a favor and never make a house layout again.
Jeez, you didn't have to be mean about it, Mr. I-want-to-walk-through-the-kitchen-after-pooping-before-I-wash-my-hands!
Wouldn't be terrible if you're living with someone else. Actually kinda nice having separate use case.
That's what option 2 would be for: a half-bath downstairs, and a full bath upstairs.
Wouldn't be surprised if the toilet was a later addition and simply tacked onto the back. I believe that wasn't unheard of.
If you look at the aerial photo (pic #17), the neighboring unit on the right has a matching(?) bump-out. I think the unit on the left has done an addition, but I think this space might be original (although maybe it didn't originally have a toilet in it).