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[–] homes@piefed.world 105 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (9 children)

I don’t know if you wanna bomb DC. I like a lot of the monuments and museums there. Can you just gas it instead?

The people we wouldn't like would scurry away from there the second things look bad, so no need to bomb it. Just have to hunt them down with boots on the ground really.

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 hours ago

A neutron device will suffice.

Nice and sterilized of all the virulent filth infesting it now

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 108 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

If they bomb the white house it won't even be noticeable

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 11 points 14 hours ago

Just make sure you get that gaudy nightmare currently in progress on the east lawn.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 25 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

They’ve already set it on fire once, go ahead and do it again

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Didn't it get guttered and rebuilt a couple of decades back anyway. I'm sure I read somewhere, actually it might have been in one of the X-Men movies, that it's completely different now to how it what originally rebuilt after the fire. So this would be at least the 4th iteration of the White House.

[–] misterztrite@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

The Truman Reconstruction. It wasn't rebuilt completely differently.

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 23 points 16 hours ago

Make America 1812 Again

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 33 points 18 hours ago

trump was ahead of the curve, must be scorched-earth policy

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 18 points 15 hours ago

I mean, I live here and I'm kinda alright with it.

[–] YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 55 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

They're the only country with experience in burning the White House to the ground. Just let them do their job.

[–] Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 11 points 14 hours ago

Just focus on that place all the Mara-la-ghouls congregate.

[–] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 18 points 18 hours ago

This country was built for white, rich, racist men that didn't want to pay taxes. Let's just start over.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 13 points 19 hours ago

Nah, I get it. I mean, it's not a dealbreaker for me.

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Aside from the government parts, a lot of DC residents are at least non Republican voters, I suggest narrowing down the target area some.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

There are like 15 conservative/republican people in this entire city, and that's only because there is one in the white house plus his crew. It's definitely the bluest place imaginable, in the USA at least.

[–] sartalon@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I'm afraid if I offer suggestions I'll start getting knocks on my door at 2am.

[–] tristynalxander@mander.xyz 10 points 16 hours ago

Mega churches, billionaire bunkers, pent houses, suburban mansions, ... trucks with testicles