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[–] sober_monk@lemmy.world 152 points 2 days ago (2 children)

There's a scene in Space Force where a flight controller can't do something crucial because of a forced Windows update. I remember thinking "this is such a silly, cheap gag, there's no way a space organization would use Microsoft".

Well. I stand corrected.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 53 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Every organization uses Windows because they can't fathom that Ubuntu is perfectly fine to use.

[–] JayGray91@piefed.social 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Meanwhile Big Tech's backbone are mostly libre software

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Big tech is at a scale where it's cheap to do an in-house solution. Amazon maintains its own distribution for internal Amazon systems

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

And Government isn't at scale? Its the biggest scale.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Government is also smaller than big tech, at least tech wise.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

No. Many different organizations with their own requirements.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Wait till I tell you many nuclear power stations and submarines run ancient versions of windows for their control software

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I've worked in more than a couple factories and fabrication shops. Everything was on XP.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

I'm not saying you can't run infra with a couple of old dells plugged in that break prod when they are cut off.

We don't talk about that.

I do think that modern manufacturing or even shipping logistics stuff having not been touched in twenty years is saying something.

[–] kreekybonez@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

all of my factory lines run on 98 and XP, which is perfectly fine, I can navigate them in my sleep

but management just hired a vibe coder to make a larger infrastructure for materials handling... that should work out great

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We had some stuff at work that was XP until the machines started dying. They were not sure how to get around it but one option was XP in a VM.

Also we have internal websites that only work in IE Mode, because modern browsers don't render them properly. Its annoying mostly because even though Edge has an IE Mode, and you can add exception, it CONSTANTLY nags about "don't you want to use Edge? Or removes the exception with an "add back" option.

Like no Edge, it still does not render, why ard you so fucking extra about this, just render in IE mode.

And those dipshits never bothered to configure it properly?

That nagging is because it has never been forced via configuration to us IE mode. Its a feature called enterprise ie mode, but it's a configuration file (of addresses and compatibility directives) and a couple of regkeys.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 days ago

At least these ancient versions won’t try to update in the middle of a sea fight.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Imagine having a nuclear meltdown because of windows