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[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 72 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Apparently they think women don't wanna fuck corpses. But I am pretty sure the people that go into that industry are probably cut from the same cloth

[–] Soulg@ani.social 41 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

If that's actually the reason then I must be doing pretty good mentally because it would've taken me a while to think of that, not a "we all know because it's obvious" tier thing

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 hours ago

Shit post indeed.

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 17 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

It's mechanically difficult for women to do it since corpses don't have blood flow. Much more creativity needed.

[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 17 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Oh hey, that reminds me of Karen Greenlee

nsfw

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 35 minutes ago

That actually has fulfilled my morbid curiosity, thank you ... also, there seems to be a lot of squeemish people around

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 hours ago

you'd have to be there I guess

I would prefer not thanks Karen

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Sorry, now you'll inadvertently think of it every time you see a morgue. Have fun!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

I had already forgotten

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

Or, tie it off and inject it with saline. More, um, life-like that way.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 7 hours ago

Don't they have machines for pumping fluids through veins? Seems like that would be useful in that situation...

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

They could have girldick, you dunno.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 hours ago

Except when theyre not, get traumatized, and become an amazing lead vocalist for a world famous nü metal band...