Sometimes I catch myself thinking about the “good old days”. When you could just write some code, compile it, and run it without worrying about all the dependencies, the build tools, the client-side rendering, the server-side rendering, the server components, and all the other buzzwords that are thrown around in the web dev world… just code doing its thing.

And honestly, I think that feeling isn’t totally wrong. Maybe we can make things simpler, faster, more straightforward again.

So naturally… I decided to embrace the future by going back to the past: COBOL.

Here’s my (100% serious, definitely not questionable) migration story.

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[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Sorry you got caught in my rant

[–] howmuchlonger@lemmy.org 4 points 15 hours ago

No worries. Dependencies with JavaScript are… insane. I’m often shut down when I bring this up to developers. “All it takes is the one malicious dependency of one of your dependencies dependencies dependency.” “Oh you’re paranoid”