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[–] dotCody@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

Jesus christ it gets worse:

Donald Trump said Tuesday that he’s spoken with Woods since the incident, noting the golfer “lives a life of pain” due to his injury history but is “doing great”. Woods has been in a relationship with Trump’s former daughter-in-law, Vanessa Trump, for more than a year.

“He tested negative for alcohol, as you know, and he is under a tremendous physical pressure from his various ailments, you know, the back and the leg,” Trump said in a phone interview with the New York Post. “He lives a life of pain. He has a lot of pain. He’s an amazing guy. He’s an amazing athlete. He does have pain.”

Trump added: “He doesn’t have an alcohol problem, but he does have pain.”

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/mar/31/tiger-woods-dui-crash-affidavit-phone-florida

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

I had pain reading that quote

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

As we all know, pain supercedes accountability when you have affluenza