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The US has denied that it’s planning a ground invasion of Iran. Despite this, there have been signs that the US is preparing for what will undoubtedly be another catastrophic land war. One of the latest is that US troops are telling strippers that deployment is imminent:

AMERICA DECIDES ‘26: Who do you trust when it comes to whether the troops are getting deployed?

OSINT strippers or manifesto-publishing access journos? pic.twitter.com/BBsIw5Z4Po

— ParaPower Mapping (@KlonnyPin_Gosch) March 29, 2026

Iran ground invasion signs

In the video above, influencer Charm Daze says:

So I work at a strip club next to several military bases and something I have noticed lately is all the military guys are coming in and they’re spending all their money… It’s sad. They’re like kind of depressed, and they’re like just coming in like ‘oh yeah, we’re gonna have fun like we’re getting’ – what is it called? Deployed? – ‘like we’re getting deployed next week…

I don’t want to spread misinformation or anything, but it’s just like, a lot of them are really kind. And to see these young guys that look like my pinky toe, they’re so – they’re like fetuses – coming in and then dancing with them and then being like, bye.

It’s actually making me emotional.

It’s fucked up.

In response to the above, a military commenter advised troops not to tell their secrets to their strippers, barbers, etc:

This stripper has singlehandedly caused an OPSEC crisis and panic amongst ex-military careerists.

OSINT strippers, hold the line! Double your Army brass seduction efforts! https://t.co/iA8g88pIFL pic.twitter.com/8jI0OScRDr

— ParaPower Mapping (@KlonnyPin_Gosch) March 30, 2026

The problem, of course, is that many of these troops will feel like their lives are being thrown away for the benefit of oil executives and Jeffrey Epstein associates. As such, why should they care about keeping the empire’s secrets?

Featured image via Charm Daze (Instagram)

By Willem Moore

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