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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 16 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

What does Copilot Groceries do? Get my groceries? I can get behind that in theory.

[–] raicon@lemmy.world 23 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

999 hamburgers 999 fries 999 cokes

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 13 points 13 hours ago

Hence "in theory". Get exactly what I order or Microsoft pays the bill.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 7 points 12 hours ago

"Copilot, order me...uh...us one diet coke"

Ordering -1 diet coke....

...received 65535 diet cokes...

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

No it just summarizes what groceries it needs to operate correctly and expects you to drive out and feed it.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

I might've already seen this Cronenberg film.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

It probably orders your favorite energy drink with bleach and brake fluid...

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Ah yes, the official USian cure for covid-19.

[–] mr_anny@sopuli.xyz 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Jim Jones style.

[–] homes@piefed.world 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

As long as they are packaged separately… I can figure out what to do with the bleach and the brake fluid later.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Bleach is useful for cleaning and disinfecting.

Brake fluid dissolves car paint, so it's useful for loading into a super soaker and doing a drive-by spraying of your local new car dealership.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Wow, someone missed backwoods chemistry class..

Don't ever combine these things together, nothing good will happen... 💀

[–] homes@piefed.world 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

I use other things for cleaning and disinfecting, but that is some very interesting and new information about brake fluid that I did not know…

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

...probably also dissolves the plastic parts of a super soaker, so ... use with caution.

[–] homes@piefed.world 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Metal woven hose with a metal sprayer, gotcha

Better use a metal tank with a metal pump too, industrial size might be best. One of those giant trucks that’s used for spraying paint everywhere… I’m getting some ideas…hmmmm…

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] homes@piefed.world 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Whatever can withstand melt long enough to to last the run.

Man, you got me thinking some tank girl shit!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Bleach is for laundry, and brake fluid goes on a shelf next to the blinker fluid. For when you run out.

[–] homes@piefed.world 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I know what bleach is for, silly. I have never owned anything white (why invite stains?), and I sold the last car I owned in 2007 and I will never ever own another car again. Subway all the way WOOT!

I am certain I could resell whatever quantity I got of both online somewhere to, you know, other people who own those things.

blinker fluid.

lol. Made me think of exploding panels on the Starship Enterprise that were powered by “plasma”

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Copilot Drugs also has my interest...

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 12 hours ago

Oddly separate from Copilot Pharmacy.