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No this is too stupid, obviously it would be a major monopoly issue, and would never be allowed by authorities.
USA yes, because they effectively have zero monopoly control and consumer protection, but the rest of the world would not allow it.
It is not funny, and just a waste of space on my screen.
"It is can't be literally true so it must not be funny," said the user without a sense of humor.
Haha you are funny. ๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ
I enjoyed it so it was a good use of my screen space which zeroes out your criticism :)
I enjoyed it too and I wish it took up more of my screen space. We're in the lead now!
OK IDK why you found that funny, usually a joke needs an element of surprise, since there was absolutely no surprise for me, I didn't. Maybe it just requires to be less informed IDK???
I don't know if you're being sarcastic or if you truly don't understand. But let me know if you're serious and I can fully explain why everyone else here finds it funny. There's no shame in not understanding.
Oh I understand the misunderstandings that can make it funny to the uninformed.
But please, on the off chance that it's an angle I missed, please explain how something impossible is considered funny.
I would enter the following to the record as Exhibits A-E
e: also, theonion.com