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[–] Beacon@fedia.io 16 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

He AGAIN went drug/drunk driving and majorly crashed. AGAIN. Fuck that piece of shit, i have no sympathy for multiple time drug/drunk drivers. And that's especially true when you're wildly rich and could easily afford to be driven anywhere at any time.

[–] dotCody@lemmy.world 1 points 39 minutes ago* (last edited 38 minutes ago) (1 children)

Jesus christ it gets worse:

Donald Trump said Tuesday that he’s spoken with Woods since the incident, noting the golfer “lives a life of pain” due to his injury history but is “doing great”. Woods has been in a relationship with Trump’s former daughter-in-law, Vanessa Trump, for more than a year.

“He tested negative for alcohol, as you know, and he is under a tremendous physical pressure from his various ailments, you know, the back and the leg,” Trump said in a phone interview with the New York Post. “He lives a life of pain. He has a lot of pain. He’s an amazing guy. He’s an amazing athlete. He does have pain.”

Trump added: “He doesn’t have an alcohol problem, but he does have pain.”

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/mar/31/tiger-woods-dui-crash-affidavit-phone-florida

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 1 points 21 minutes ago

As we all know, pain supercedes accountability when you have affluenza