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Plan is not to get her blood tested for drugs and alcohol. Handcuff locks are supposedly easy to pick if she got help there, but they will grab her again obviously. If she can wait until drugs and alcohol leave her system she can beat that rap.
Of course now she can be charged with more serious charges, felonies even, fleeing and eluding. Michigan is a police state.