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[–] tristan@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 65 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (3 children)

3 billion

Devices Run Java

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 21 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

3 billion devices have been running java for past 20 years.

[–] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 hours ago

Proof of stability!

[–] elvith@feddit.org 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Don't you think, that's enough already?

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 hours ago

At least one to many in my opinion.

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

And no more than that. There's a queue now...