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I know nothing about this guy at all other than the awful person he is(was?) married to. What is this even about?
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You know the lady who was in charge of ICE? She shot her dog in the head and bragged about it in her psychotic autobiography.
Apparently her husband has a bimboification fetish. She didn't know about it until after it showed up on the news.
Wait, he's into "Bimbofication?" As in, the process of turning a non-bimbo into a bimbo?
Then why'd he marry Kristi?
am I misunderstanding what a bimbo is? isn't Kristi Noem already firmly placed on the bimbo meter?
like sure not at the top, but definitely on the meter.
Maybe he's the reason she is what she is today. Or maybe he aspires to be like her.
Wait, she didn't know? I'm not sure how much I believe that, but also if true, wtf‽ Tell your spouses shit like this people, sharing your kinks in a marriage is good for it, and sharing things you can be blackmailed about is fucking vital if married to a politician.
Also, how the fuck do you hide hiring sex workers from your spouse‽
She knew. Apparently, last Fall she blurted out to a reporter that her husband is gay. Whether he really is or not, or she's just a dumb MAGA who thinks everybody who doesn't want to touch her with a 10 foot pole is gay, she was obviously aware that something was up.
I agree with you in general with people needing to share their kinks with their spouses.
But there's absolutely nothing more that I wish for Kristi Noem to have, than a horrible fucking life that constantly falls apart and ends with her dying in a puddle of her own vomit in the middle of the road because she had nowhere to stay and everyone refused her shelter.
It's a better death than she, and her ex-peers in the trump admin deserve for their crimes and deaths to the American people. But don't think for one second that she deserves a single iota of sympathy from you here.
I hope her marriage falls apart publicly, and her next one, and the one after that, and so on. Until the US version of Nuremberg trials happens (which unfortunately, will be never)
The fact that he’s into bimbofication makes so much sense, even if she didn’t do it strictly for him.. (mar-a-lago face is political bimbofication as far as I’m concerned)
Bet he was real encouraging.
Shes been fucking Cory Lewendowski for years. I doubt her husband is seeing any "benefits" at all.
Unsubstantiated rumor mill gossip from a highly disreputable "news" organization. Not saying it's not true or that he's not a weirdo, I mean he's married to a literal demon so we know his judgement ain't great. Just, y'know, consider the source (the Daily Mail). The entire state of South Dakota has seen their divorce coming for a long, long time, some there speculate this is something she put out in order to kickstart the process so she and Corey Lewandowski can finally go public with their relationship. And their untrained pet-murdering business.