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This is absolutely ridiculous. It should be migrated to Java, so it can run everywhere.
You mean JavaScript so that it does the same thing each time
Not exactly the same thing, but…
https://github.com/ffmpegwasm/ffmpeg.wasm
Except next to pools, no one should run there
Unless you have scissors. That cancels it out.
3 billion
Devices Run Java
3 billion devices have been running java for past 20 years.
Proof of stability!
Don't you think, that's enough already?
At least one to many in my opinion.
And no more than that. There's a queue now...
J2EE ffmpeg for flip phones
Lies, damn lies, and write once run anywhere™️.
Surely at least one other person knows about qemu-user
Python, for badassness.