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[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

You’re all idiots it’s my mom screaming at me she would spend more time with me if someone paid her to when I was five

[–] fennesz12@feddit.dk 1 points 6 hours ago

Clearly it's someones dad beating him with a belt.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 1 points 8 hours ago

I don't know if you're making up shit for the joke, but if you're not, can I offer you a hug or my sympathies?