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OK, I gotta know: what’s a “sloppy toppy“?
Edit: I really expected better from all of you. Better puns. Better jokes. Just better…
Well son, that’s when a loose woman slobs on your knob like corn on the cob.
🎶 that's amore 🎶
I... But... Teeth??
You're telling me I've been eating corn wrong this while time??
Silly. You're supposed to eat the corn wong!
Well it ain't no where as good as a Rusty Venture......
Just by chance, while walking home from class, one day, I ran into Doc Hammer just standing on the street smoking a cigarette. And I got the chance to ask him what a Rusty Venture was. His response?
“What do you think it is?”
Brilliant. We ended up walking several blocks down to Washington Square Park together before we parted ways. He is a very interesting fellow.
The joke is that it's always the most disgusting sex act that person can conceive of. Basically a venture bros themed aristocrats.
Pretty much this
https://youtu.be/wD7PKKstAcg
Risky click of the day
Ah the good Ole days
Don't listen to the perverts. A sloppy toppy is an ice cream, typically served in a cone, with extra syrup (caramel, chocolate, etc) drizzled on top. The excess results in the syrup dripping off, making it "sloppy" if you aren't fast enough to lick it all off.
So next time you are at an ice cream parlour ask for a sloppy toppy.
True story: Hawaiian Punch started as a fruity ice cream topping. Then people started diluting the syrup in water and drinking the result
Blowjob
Not just any blowjob
That’s it? That’s a little disappointing…
It's from OPs mom tho
Hurtful 😢
yeah she's a classy lady
No way she s the sloppy toppy queen
If you're trying to hurt my feelings.... its working
I didnt realize we were in wholesome. Sorry.
Thank you 😘
You know how when you gag, you produce a thick slimy mucous? Basically imagine that but all over the place. That's proper sloppy toppy.
What could you have possibly expected
Maybe trow some chicken vomit in the mix?
It sounds like letting Willy Wonka fuck you
Willy Wonka and the sex toy factory. "You know Charlie, no other factory in the world mixes their lube by waterfall."
Anything you wish,
There's nothing to it.....,
Come with me,
And you'll be,
In a world of double penetration,
Oh fuck, you have me doing it now.
You have a gift. I'm not entirely certain that you are using it to the full potential with the art that you just produced.
Responded to the wrong comment
Read your edit and my only question is: are you gonna buy grapefruits?
No. I’m already pretty awesome at sucking dick, plus I got other tricks that don’t require any “assistance“.
I did watch that video, though, and I found her advice, at least, pretty original.
I am intrigued to ask for a proof that you are better than a grapefruit...
Or at least testi(cle)mo(a)nials.