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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

When I grabbed the bottle of Ranch dressing off the counter in the break room at work, and shook it. The person before me had left the cap unscrewed, just resting on top.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

my wife did that to me. I typically spin the bottle instead of shaking it up and down.

I covered our galley kitchen, front to back, in ranch.

now I check every bottle every time.

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This was definitely either a slow motion "NOOOOOOOO!!" moment, or a stand and stare at the mess for a min or so, expressionless, moment.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

I thought the mess wasn't too bad, but then I got to the bathroom and looked in the mirror.