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[–] sznowicki@lemmy.world 145 points 1 day ago (9 children)

They were down for like entire day once because they moved that server to a new location by train. In a backpack.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 64 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I am disappointed. A few servers have been moved via train and stayed online. Codeberg should do better.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 56 points 1 day ago (4 children)

A company at which I once worked built a functioning server into the frame of a motorcycle. It was after I left, so I'm not sure of the details, including whether it had to be plugged in; but regardless, they called it "the world's fastest server!" and I think that's pretty funny.

[–] ZombieChicken@reddthat.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have a dead moyorcycle. I want to do this now.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

On behalf of a company that hasn't been my employer for more than half my life, I give you permission.

[–] ZombieChicken@reddthat.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't need permission to do awesome things. All I need is the budget.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

Fair enough. With that I cannot help.

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