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>claims to be against degeneracy
>walks around with gay BBC porn on his face
It's clearly a butterfly with a massive dong
BBC - Big Butterfly Cock
Is that what BBC5 is?
British broadcast porn?
Big Beautiful Cougars
BBC for BBC?
It’s where they have tasteful sophisticated shows like All My Crumpets and Next Top Teabag.
Personally I'm more of a fan of The Morechebs and Wise show.
Yuh, it’s hot af, got David Attenborough narrating! So good. Search it on pornhub!