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Why are you crying, Windows user? (infosec.pub)
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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And the third half is bad math

[–] Hexarei@beehaw.org 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The fourth half is caching

[–] ExperimentalGuy@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago

The fifth is your mom.