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[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

It’s normally not a problem at all even if you literally never masturbate, due to erections that occur during sleep.

No. That's not true. But it can shrink if you never get erections. But I wouldn't exactly call getting an erection during sleep "using it"