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Hey! How are you, how was your day? You seem a little grumpy, kinda off, everything good?
Anyway, let me tell you about mine: woke up to my Apple iPhone alarm, immediately checked Instagram, Snapchat, TikTok, Twitter, Facebook, Gmail, and YouTube, rolled out of bed, threw on a Nike hoodie, Levi’s jeans, and Adidas sneakers, grabbed a Starbucks pumpkin spice latte, hopped into an Uber while blasting Spotify through my AirPods, then got to my place and opened my Microsoft laptop, fired up Google Chrome, and bounced between Amazon, Netflix, YouTube, Wikipedia, LinkedIn, Reddit, and eBay like I was speedrunning the internet.
Around lunch I hit McDonald’s for a Big Mac, fries, and a Coca-Cola, thought about Chick-fil-A and Taco Bell but the line was insane, paid with my Visa, checked my Bank of America app, then wandered into Walmart, Target, and Costco just to buy stuff I didn’t need, ended up looking at Samsung TVs, LG appliances, Sony headphones, and a random KitchenAid mixer like I was about to become a whole different person.
Later I grabbed a Dunkin’ iced coffee, kept scrolling TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube Shorts like my brain was running on autopilot. Got home, microwaved some frozen Nestlé food, turned on my Samsung TV, opened Netflix, considered Disney+ and Hulu, then sat there half-watching while checking emails on Gmail and pretending I had my life together.
What about yours?
Hmm. I have never seen this one before.