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Why are you crying, Windows user? (infosec.pub)
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[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

elon musk inherited an emerald minefrom his father, but your child will inherit 32 full gigabytes of ram

[–] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bold of u to assume any of us can afford kids in the first place lol. Well, at least if u wanna raise them properly.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 points 21 hours ago

Then 24 gigs*