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[–] daannii@lemmy.world 71 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I have this friend, a lady electrician.

I met her at a reddit meetup. She told us this amusing story of working downtown. She was outside one of the downtown big corp buildings, on the street side. Leaning against a wall smoking a cigarette on her break.

And this dude pulls up to her in his car. Rolls down the window.

Asks her if she's working.

To which she replies. "Yeah I'm working". At which point the conversation moved to her realizing he was asking her if she was a prostitute.

This happened In the middle of the day. A work day. She's wearing work clothes. Tool belt. The whole thing.

And this guy thought she was a "working gal".

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 47 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"Hooker electrician lady" kink unlocked

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

You should watch S03E10 of Aqua Teen Hunger Force titled "Dusty Gozangas".

Although she's a natural gas technician instead of an electrician

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago

Just had that episode number locked and loaded, didn't you?

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago

Danger, danger! High voltage!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 days ago

It’s like the heterosexual village people.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 12 points 2 days ago

I guess electrician is the new police costume he thought as he rolled down his window.