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[–] meow@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You have not Seen my girlfriends Vaseline consumption

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 19 points 2 days ago (3 children)

why are you feeding her that and is she a person and not some object that resembles a flashlight.

[–] meow@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago

It gets put in everything that hurts, and sometimes in things that dont. And no, she doesnt eat it, nor does ehe consume it rectally(thats my job).

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago

Im kinda disgusted by you RN, my lips are dry.

[–] Venat0r@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

maybe she's consuming it rectally...