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I have a sweet gum tree and it produces these gumballs everywhere. They are prickly and get caught everywhere. I would gladly pay $50 to get rid of them all.
This also reminds me of those posts on Facebook where some dude posts “need money quickly. Lost my job. Willing to do anything. Manual labor included”
Then I contact them and offer $250 to do some lawn work. “Appreciate it, but I prefer to work inside”
Wait is that what that tree is called? I also have one too I think if it the same.
Yes. It looks like mine. With the gumballs on the ground. I read you can get a nut roller (Amazon $40) and roll the gumballs. If that doesn’t work, you can get a lawn vacuum (Amazon $130).
Or get a twin blade mower and turn them into powder.
Thanks because they are a pain in the butt.
Do not put gumballs in your butt!
That’s what the nut roller is for.
Put the gumballs in your butt!
you can also pay a hooker for a "nut roller".
"I'm willing to do anything"
"Work outside, where the weather is? Fuck off"
"I prefer to keep my work separate from my living space"
Not to sound like an ass but I don’t understand the whole “Anybody hiring? Need a job fast!”
I ask them about their tech stack because I have a number of recruiters who can’t find people.
They always tell me they don’t have a tech stack and would prefer something retail oriented.