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Why are you crying, Windows user? (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 days ago by calango@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] eatCasserole@lemmy.world 67 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Now add a German Shepherd labelled "Firefox" 😝

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 6 points 2 days ago

Mine is feral. I was going to go with "Libre."

[–] calango@programming.dev -3 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Firefox is very heavy, I'm enjoying using its friends Brave or Falkon

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Please don't recommend Brave.

[–] Inflo@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

That was a more lengthy read than I expected, but rightfully so. Thanks for the link, long due read why Brave's stunts are constantly ringing alarm bells.

[–] MacFearrs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 days ago

"Friends"

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

both chromium based :(

konqueror/khtml is the real alternative

[–] eatCasserole@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

My browser tab collection doesn't help.