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[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

they don’t know their “condition” is painfully obvious to most people with minimal interaction required

Because he's insecure about it? Or do you have a virgin-radar

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

the radar is easy: insecure timid straight men overwhelmingly don't get laid.

for some reason presenting confidence is the main enabler. some physical features reduce the pool, but never entirely. think of all the short fat bald men with beautiful partners. they are never ever insecure and shy