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[–] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 97 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Bacteria is not in the kingdom plantae.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Your stomach micro biome is plants.

[–] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 30 points 3 days ago (7 children)

That’s interesting. I wonder where the sunlight gets in to my stomach for all those plants to photosynthesize.

[–] johsny@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Rfk seems to think the sun shines out his asshole.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago

He thinks so, but, no that's just a mysterious emissive liquid that he drinks every morning.

"We all need sunshine"

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Use the same covid UV lamp as was inserted in 2020.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

That's why you have to occasionally stick your arse in the air on a sunny day. Do it near a school or local park. You'll be fine, if anyone asks tell them JFK said to.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

That's why you're sick. You need to constantly be in the sun without sunscreen, look at RFK jr's healthy glow as a good example of prime health.

If you're not feeding your tummy plants with the sunlight it needs you're not living healthy.

[–] Slashme@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

your sick

your not feeding

your not living

"You're" means "you are". "Your" means "belonging to you".

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Thanks, I forget to proofread my comments

[–] DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Vampires are about to start a protest.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

hes overbaked from the tanning salon.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago

You eat it, duh!

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 days ago

Drink Capri Sun and sunny d

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

Non organic plants at that

[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Funny that in Spanish it's called "flora intestinal", not "fauna intestinal". Always though that it's a but of a misnomer.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Intestinal flora is a common phrase in English, too. Or "gut flora". It's one of those old 19th century scientific phrases which has stuck around.

Like this, err, gentleman (who apparently wants to drag us back to that past) we used to believe gut bacteria to be plant-based. Science caught up, but the term has had sticking power. It seems to be a favorite of marketers of probiotic supplements.

"Microbiota" or just the straightforward "gut bacteria" would be more accurate and modern. But of course, everyone except for this guy already knows that.

[–] T156@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Did he read/hear about gut flora somewhere, and get his eggs scrambled?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

there is valid science in gut microbiome, the Pseudoscience take on is, the "leaky gut, or inflammatory diet bs.

[–] Hexarei@beehaw.org 6 points 2 days ago

We also just call it "gut flora" in english too

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Funny that you believe RFK Jr believes in bacteria. Dude doesn't believe in germ theory

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Well it's only a theory has anyone actually met a germ?

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Germs are just dirty microscopes. Have you ever seen one with the naked eye?

There's a whole country