I remember in 7th grade social studies (on the edge of the SF bay area in the 90s for crab godssake) we had to do a little assignment where we made up pros and cons of slavery.

the pros i made up were absolute bullshit "uh maybe the technology was better in the states than africa so even with slavery quality of life improved? that doesn't sound right but maybe i don't know" racist fucking ass shit turd bull fuck assignment.

sorry i'm like 10 years behind on my swears i got some catching up to do

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, but pros to slavery?? jfc.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 3 points 3 days ago

I think what kids were supposed to write was about all the shareholder value that was beautifully created by extorting everything from everyone they could reach

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

yeah like can you help me think up some swears i'm really tired comrade

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

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