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No matter how hard he tries, he will never shake the unfuckable virgin energy he exudes.

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I feel bad for the Iranian hacker that was all set up for a 10 day hackfest to get this done and had to stop 5 minutes in after "password" turned out to be the password. He probably never even got to project any code on his face during a montage. Absolute tragedy.

[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I heard their hoodie was actually still hanging on the corner of the bed. Didn't even get to put it on.

[–] sober_monk@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

"Fuck me, the Adderall hasn't even kicked in yet."