Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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What's your Dad Score? (infosec.pub)

submitted 6 days ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] hzl@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

A lot of these are just normal things people say. Like, "what's the damage" is just a normal way to ask a price in English.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

⬆️ This guy's a dad

[–] hzl@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'm a single woman with no kids. :(

[–] Minizarbi@jlai.lu 15 points 5 days ago

That's what you thought. Now you know you're a dad!

[–] ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Your dad would be proud!

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 2 points 5 days ago

My dad always used to say to me "how much is this gunna rip me off" when looking for the price tag/sticker in store. I didnt realise this was tounge in cheek until when i started to venture out on my own, i said this to a shopkeeper and got this look from him... Instantly realised my mistake.