Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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What's your Dad Score? (infosec.pub)

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[–] 5too@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I was trying to cajole my oldest into accompanying me to brush his teeth or something, and tried to say two things at once: "C'mon, my bud!" and "C'mon, my chum!" (I'm a firm believer that using unusual language helps them develop. And it's fun!)

Unfortunately, saying them both came out as "C'mon, my bum!" He was three, and still remembers it...