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Donald Trump showcases custom Sharpie during Cabinet meeting (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 45 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"Is this President Sharpie? Because this is President Trump, and I really need to speak to President Sharpie about a custom designed sharpie."

"Ummm, I'm just the support guy currently on duty. But sure, you can call me President Sharpie if you want. I guess."

[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 5 points 5 days ago

Who among us wouldn't play along as President Sharpie? Finally a chance to act bigly