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submitted 6 days ago by calango@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 63 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

Nah, it is all about safety.

If you triple over a stretched HDMI cable it will safely disconnect.

If you triple over a stretched VGA cable... Well, may God save you and your monitor.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 32 points 5 days ago

MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS ELECTRICAL SIGNALS INTO COLORED PIXELS. YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME, MORTAL. DON'T TREAD ON ME.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 19 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

If you triple over a stretched HDMI cable it will safely disconnect.

If you triple over a stretched VGA cable… Well, may God save you and your monitor.

Like 3 plugs in the same port? How do you even accomplish that?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

Hah this guy doesn't know how to use the three plugs

[–] dmention7@midwest.social 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well you see when 3 men love a woman very much....

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 11 points 5 days ago

I'm listening. This sounds like a story my grammy used to tell me.

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

skill issue

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 5 days ago

You're right, having problems with the HDMI staying in IS a skill issue.

[–] pulsey@feddit.org 5 points 5 days ago

usually I dont have any cables lying around to trip over too.