Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 6 days ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] ech@lemmy.ca 29 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

They forgot the mandatory clicking of the tongs after picking them up.

That's because that's an everyone thing, not just dads. I have done this since I was old enough to hold them.

[–] devilkitty@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Of course. Makes the food taste better.

(I do that with the table marker things at Chick-Fil-A too…)

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago

I WOULD do it, but my tongs are silicone-coated (for air fryer removal)