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[–] Davel23@fedia.io 132 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I recall something about him finding a case of candy bars in the plane's wreckage, and hiding them so he could have them all to himself.

[–] Ludicrous0251@piefed.zip 119 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They find an abandoned station full of nonperishable food supplies and he becomes the person in charge of supply rationing.

Also I think at one point they pull the "I tried, but I just can't seem to lose the weight" card and kinda give up.

But most importantly, if he lost a ton of weight those time travel episodes would be tough to track!

[–] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

But most importantly, if he lost a ton of weight those time travel episodes would be tough to track!

Meanwhile Huell Babineaux is slim and trim in Better Call Saul, massive in Breaking Bad, then back to slim and trim in the Better Call Saul scenes that take place after Breaking Bad.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Slim trim?! He was smaller yea, to be nice I might even use svelte. But he was still a big guy.