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[–] BigTurkeyLove@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Oh shit.. oh no.. this can't fucking be.. am I Republican?!?! /s

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You’ve fallen into a logical of fallacy of confirming the consequent.

[–] BigTurkeyLove@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Edited it and added the /s for sarcasm there for ya buddy. 🫂

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I know. I just really wanted to flex my trans master debater knowledge.

That's awesome, you know I was actually on the debate team in HS and I would absolutely love to see your master debating skills 😈