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[–] pipi1234@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Have you seen this shit?

Factory workers test 1000 of these contraptions per day.

it's truly evil.

Human beings will get extinct due choosing convenience over sustainability.

[–] Aralakh@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wtf that's all kinds of messed up

[–] pipi1234@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Welcome to capitalism.

Consume shit that harms you while also harming poor workers and the environment

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago

That's so incredibly messed up

It reminds me of the radium girls