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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Login with a log in an inn.

Login with my constant back pain level.
(You enter your value on a scale from 1 to 10.)

Login with a dB reader of the sound my knees make under no particular strain.