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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Can I log in with my ass?

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago

No, It must be an ass word, not just your ass

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I recall a YouTuber who used their cats butthole for their fingerprint sensor to unlock their phone. It could be that they wanted to try it but never did, though. It's been like a decade.