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how cat she!
Cat cat cat cat!
FOUR cats? That's too many cats. The order of progression goes:
0 cats - you need a cat in your life.
1 cat - your cat needs a cat buddy.
2 cats - this is the optimal number of cats.
3 cats - Yeah, a bit crowded. You can make it work though. Like if one of your cats is really old, and the other cat is a kitten. That's like a backup cat. Otherwise, you're approaching too many cats.
4 cats - that's too many cats.
5 cats - please stop collecting cats.
6 cats - PLEASE stop collecting cats!!!
7 cats - KNOCK IT OFF ASSHOLE!!!
8 cats - now you're just a crazy cat lady.
I have 1 cat. She does not get along with other cats, so I have 1 cat. She's about to climb into my lap again. There. Nice and difficult to type now, just the way she likes it.
9 cats overflow gotta start getting more cats again
I agree, and so do The Fabulous Staredycat Sisters 😁
AAAAAAHHHH!!!! The one in front looks just like my old cat speed!!!!
Awwwwww, I miss speed and karmalee!!!!
If you want to read a post I made about speed, just check my post history for one titled "My cat was a coward but I still loved her".
cat /etc/how/can.she