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[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Lose lips sink ships" has been taken to another level since social media brained damaged huge segments of the population to feel compelled to share everything they do in public.

At this point, I'm surprised there isn't an app gamifying posting about "bathroom breaks".

[–] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just took a shit. 23 courics. beat that!

[–] TediousLength@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

My boy will always be number 1!

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

At this point, I'm surprised there isn't an app gamifying posting about "bathroom breaks".

i mean, i feel like this garbage comes close

https://www.gadgetreview.com/your-toilet-just-got-smarter-kohlers-599-dekoda-analyzes-what-you-flush

with such lines as

AI-powered health monitoring, transforming your most private moments into diagnostic opportunities.

who could possibly say no to an AI camera in your toilet?