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"Lose lips sink ships" has been taken to another level since social media brained damaged huge segments of the population to feel compelled to share everything they do in public.
At this point, I'm surprised there isn't an app gamifying posting about "bathroom breaks".
Just took a shit. 23 courics. beat that!
My boy will always be number 1!
i mean, i feel like this garbage comes close
https://www.gadgetreview.com/your-toilet-just-got-smarter-kohlers-599-dekoda-analyzes-what-you-flush
with such lines as
who could possibly say no to an AI camera in your toilet?